The Train -2008

The Train-2008
Director:Gideon Raff
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The Storyline:

In Eastern Europe, a group of American college athletes unknowingly board a train that will become one deadly ride.
The students are participating in a wrestling championship; they include Todd (Derek Magyer) and his girlfriend Alex (Thora Birch), Sheldon (Kavan Reece), Claire (Gloria Votsis), and young assistant coach Willy (Gideon Emery). After a hard match, they sneak away from their hotel to an underground club. However, the next morning, they return too late for their train to Odessa.
Coach Harris (Todd Jensen) has stayed behind to wait for them. At the station, a woman named Dr. Velislava (Koina Ruseva) approaches and explains that train tickets are normally purchased after one has boarded. The coach and team members join her in boarding the train. Two workers from the train take their passports, and later burn them.
In the dinner car, the coach is joined by the doctor, who flirts with him. They go to his room to have sex, and she injects him with a tranquilizer. In the following scene, the coach is seen in a torture chamber, screaming as he is stitched in the abdomen. Meanwhile, Todd has wandered down to the far end of the train into what he believes is a freight car, but turns out to be the quasi-torture chamber where the coach lies dead. Todd is strung up and tortured horribly. Soon after, Sheldon is attacked by the two demented workers, who drag him to the torture car; his genitalia are cut off and he is stitched back up.
Willy and the girls are now searching the train looking for their friends. Willy and Alex find the torture chamber; they free Sheldon, who is still alive, and when they see the vivisected Todd is still breathing, Sheldon kills him. Just then, the torturer arrives dragging in Claire. Willy and Alex escape, chased by the torturer, but Sheldon and Claire are left behind. Alex and Willy are caught by the doctor; they realize all the other passengers are transplant patients, and tourists are being harvested for organs.
Back in the torture car, Claire is still alive despite having a huge iron hook driven through her jaw. She, Alex, and Willy watch in horror as Sheldon is vivisected and his heart pulled out. While the captors go to another car to perform the transplant, Alex manages to escape and hide in a sleeper compartment. The next morning, at a military checkpoint, the conductor drags Claire off the train to give to the platoon as a bribe. The passengers (including Alex) watch the platoon feed her to their dog on the side of the track as the train pulls away.

That night the train reaches what appears to be a huge medieval hospital. Alex, disguised, sneaks off into the building, and soon finds Willy, horribly injured but still alive, chained to a bed. They escape into the woods. In the morning, Alex leaves Willy behind briefly, but then from a distance she sees him brutally murdered by the torturers from the hospital.
Now determined, she returns to the train, still parked near the hospital and about to pull away to its next destination. Alex kills each of her torturers, douses the train with gasoline and sets it ablaze. She escapes down the tracks, and in the last scene, we see her some time later, about to enter a wrestling match with grim confidence.

After Thoughts:
This movie is full of blood and guts from the guy getting his chest cut open with a bone saw while still alive to the other guy getting his penis cut off then stitched back up.The actors done a real good job in the movie . this is a movie that everyone that loves blood will want to see.


I give this Movie a ( A+) just cause the blood and gore is epic

Pinup Monsters 2012 Callender

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I love beautiful girls and i love Halloween so how about a calender from the folks over at cheezyflicks.com these 12 beautiful girls are just what every person needs on there wall for the 2012 season so go pick it up its garented to make you scream ahhhhh!!! those girls are hot and scary.

I give this calender a (A+)

Dunderklumpkin-1974

Movie:Dunderklumpkin-1974
Director-Per Ahlin
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The Storyline
On an evening in northern Sweden, during one night when the sun only partially sets, the animated character Dunderklumpen comes from the woods to seek some friends to keep him company. In one man's house, he finds toys belonging to a girl named Camilla and a boy named Jens, and brings them to life, whisking them away to the woods where he lives. This adorable and amusing crew includes a little scaredy-cat lion named Lionel, the demanding Doll, the cute harmonica-playing bear Pellegnillot and the ridiculous Dummy the bunny. Jens, Camilla's brother, sees the kidnapping after hearing the toys' cries for help and follows Dunderklumpen, who is not so quick to surrender his new-found company. They are also followed by Beppe, Jens' father, who is worried for his son traveling alone and is at first unaware of why Jens has run off. He is accompanied by a dutiful bumblebee.

My Thoughts:
This movie is fabulous! It's weird and surreal but it's a must-see. I loved it when I was a young girl and I still can't help but love it to this very day. You will smile in spite of yourself and stare wide-eyed at the screen in disbelief at what you're seeing. The characters are endearing and the story is quirky. You will be forever changed by it. This is such a weird movie! I have only seen it with English dubbing, but it is fun to watch, anyway. It's incredibly strange, including the fairy, the talking house, the funny voices and odd concepts. Dunder Klumpen sings an awesome song about being "Dunder Klumpen" and how he every age, not just one. He is a little boy and an old man. It's very interesting!

I Give this movie a (c-) its was pretty good but im not a big cartoon style movie liker but love Japanese anamie

Convoy (1978) review

 Convoy (1978)
Director:Sam Peckinpah
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While driving through the Arizona desert, Albuquerque based independent trucker Martin Penwald - who goes by the handle "Rubber Duck" - along with his fellow truckers "Pig Pen" and "Spider Mike", are entrapped by unscrupulous Sheriff Lyle "Cottonmouth" Wallace using a key tool of the trucker's trade, the citizens' band (CB) radio. Rubber Duck and Cottonmouth have a long, antagonistic history. When this encounter later escalates into a more physical one as Cottonmouth threatens Spider Mike, a man who just wants to get home to his pregnant wife, Rubber Duck and other the truckers involved, including Spider Mike, Pig Pen and "Widow Woman", go on the run, figuring the best thing to do being to head to New Mexico to avoid prosecution. Along for the ride is Melissa, a beautiful photographer who just wanted a ride to the airport. As news of what happened spreads over the CB airwaves... Martin "Rubber Duck" Penwald (Kristofferson) is driving through the desert in Arizona, when a woman in a Jaguar passes by. They're driving side by side for a while when a sheriff's deputy pulls over Rubber Duck, who in turn sets the deputy upon the woman who was "enticing him".
Truck Driver

Proceeding on his way, Rubber Duck runs into two friends (and fellow truck drivers) Pig Pen Burt Young and Spider Mike,when another "trucker" informs them over the C.B. that the road up ahead is "all clean and green" and they are okay to increase their speed. The "trucker" also insults Pig Pen (Love Machine) by calling his Mack truck a "pussy." As they come around a sharp turn at 75 mph, they are caught by the "trucker," corrupt Sheriff "Dirty Lyle" Wallace (Borgnine).
After being extorted by Lyle for $50 dollars each and eventually $70 when both Pig Pen and Mike insult Wallace, the Duck informs Wallace that The Teamsters are organizing the cops to which Lyle responds that he wants no part of the Duck's damn union. The Duck reminds Wallace that he is independent and Lyle comments that they have that in common to which The Duck answers back that there also not many of them (Duck and Wallace) left. Duck, Pig Pen and Mike leave and head on to Rafael's Glide-In where The Duck's sometime girlfriend, Violet  works as a waitress.
Also there is Melissa, the driver of the Jaguar. Her car had broken down and is there for repairs and she is selling Widow Woman some of her things so she can have money to leave Arizona. The Duck arrives and reunites with Violet and meets Melissa face to face, Melissa informs Violet that she knows The Duck because he was the one who told the cop she was nude driving. The Duck asks Melissa if she has ever ridden in a truck and she says no, but is intrigued by him and might take him on his offer to ride in his truck. Violet then ushers him away to give him a special birthday present. While away Wallace shows up at the Glide-In checking plates. Pig Pen and Spider Mike start making fun of Wallace as he drives around the truck stop, but when the waitress makes some noise in the background collecting dirty plates, Wallace finds where they are and enters the diner and asks Pig Pen how much money he has and he shows Wallace his roll of bills. When Spider Mike informs Wallace that he has no money, Wallace attempts to arrest him.

After Thoughts:
Convoy was filmed almost entirely in the state of New Mexico^. Production began in 1977 when the CB Raido/trucking craze was at its peak, inspiring such films as Smoky and the bandit  (1977),Handle with care(1977), Breaker! Breaker! (1977) and High-Ballin' (1978), as well as the television series Moven`on (1974-1976) and B.J. and the bear (1979–1981).The picture finished 11 days behind schedule at a cost of $12 million, more than double its original budget. Surprisingly, Convoy was the highest-grossing picture of Peckinpah's career, notching $46.5 million at the box office. But his reputation was seriously damaged by rumors of increasingly destructive alcohol and cocaine  abuse. Peckinpah would make just one more film The osterman weekend   in 1983, before his death the following year.The famous scene where the tanker truck goes off a bridge and explodes was filmed in Needles,California  on a one-way bridge over the Colorado River between Arizona and Needles. The Needles City Fire Department provided fire protection during this scene. The bridge was soon thereafter removed as a new span connected the two sides of the river.

I give this movie a (B+)

The Covenant (2006)

The Covenant (2006)
Director: Renny Harlin
Action,Fantasy,Horror
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The Storyline:
To the students of the Spenser Academy, the Sons of Ipswich are the baddest boys on campus. But that's not all they share. The four friends also share a 300-year-old secret: they're warlocks, the teenage descendants of a 17th-century coven of witches. So when the long-banished fifth son suddenly appears and threatens to kill their loved ones, they realize they must face their enemy in order to prevent him from stealing their powers and shattering the covenant forever.TheFour young men who belong to a supernatural legacy are forced to battle a fifth power long thought to have died out. Another great force they must contend with is the jealousy and suspicion that threatens to tear them apart.In 1692 the Ipswich colony of Massachusetts,Five families with untold power formed a covenant of silence.One family,lusting for more,was banished-their bloodline disappearing without a trace.Until now.

After Thoughts:
This is one of those all around bad azz movies.The stunts,fighting,cars and yes the hot girls.And not to mention the viseul effects are awesome as heck.This is a movie i think many people would enjoy watching.The part where he is driving his mustang and hits the truck and the car just gets distroyed then just puts its self back together in mid air is bad ass.Everyone should really see this movie if they ant all ready.

I give this Movie a (A+)

Beastly (2011) Movie Review

Beastly (2011)
Director:Daniel barnz
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The Storyline:
The plot focuses on Kyle Kingson, a wealthy and arrogant high school student. During an environmental event, he is disrespectful to a classmate, who is secretly a witch in disguise. The witch then casts a spell on Kyle to disfigure his body and face, giving him one year to find love or be left with his monstrous appearance forever.Kyle Kingston (Alex Pettyfer) is the arrogant and vain son of wealthy news anchor Rob Kingson (Peter krause). When he wins Green Committee president, he bullies the eccentric Kendra Hilferty (Mary-kate olson) for being ugly and strange at the after-party. Disgusted, Kendra magically transforms Kyle into a bald, tattooed and scarred shell of his once-handsome self. Kendra says Kyle has until the next spring to find someone who loves him or he stays this way forever. His father Rob takes Kyle to live in a private condo with their maid, Zola,and Kyle's blind tutor, Will Fratalli (Neal Patrick harris). Rob initially promises to support his son, but gradually neglects his son over time and stops visiting him after work altogether. Angry and hurt, Kyle finds sympathy from Will and Zola.

After Thoughts:
This is a modern take on the old beauty and the beast.the movie is a great story of just how things could happen to the beautiful people that think there better then everyone else.Faith could turn you into something ugly and the only way to fix it would b to make someone love you for the way you look now.The movie also stars Mary-Kate olson and she does a pretty good job of acting as a witchi sure would not want a spell like that put on me.There was this sort of hyper-modern version of this story and that it was told from his perspective, which we'd never seen before and thematically, because it's all about beauty and how you look and inner beauty that this was such a great story set in the teenage world and for teenagers, because it has such a great message to it.There is also a diff ending to the movie.

I give this film  a (B+)

Super 8 (2011) Movie Review

Super 8(2011)
Director:j.j.Abrams
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The storyline:
In the summer of 1979, a group of friends in a small Ohio town witness a catastrophic train crash while making a super 8 movie and soon suspect that it was not an accident. Shortly after, unusual disappearances and inexplicable events begin to take place in town, and the local Deputy tries to uncover the truth - something more terrifying than any of them could have imagined.Sneaking from their beds to film a night scene at the local train station, they continue to roll as a US Air Force freight charges past and crashes explosively. Then things get really weird. Generators and car engines burn out, power cables and microwaves disappear. The town’s dogs hightail it to neighbouring counties.And the military roll in under the stern command of Colonel Nelec, a man who dost protest too much when questioned by Deputy Lamb, AKA Joe’s dad: “If you’re asking me if we had any dangerous property on board this train,” glowers Nelec, “I can assure you the answer is no.”

After Thoughts:
i was not sure what to think of the movie at first.i like alien movie sometimes.but this didint start out like a alien movie so it caught my eye.the movie goes into a lot of effects with the train crash at the beginning of the movie well bout 20 min into it.i didn't read the back of the DVD box and so i didn't know it was about a alien at all till the alien beat its way out the train cart.iv never hurd of any of the actors in the movie but there acting was pretty good if you wanna see a pretty good movie then check out super 8 there is some really cool effects and stunts in the movie.



I give this movie a (B+)

The Heavenly kid (1985) movie review

The Heavenly kid(1985)
Director:Cary Medoway
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The Movie:
When Bobby dies in a car accident he is not allowed to enter heaven but has to stay in one of the lower levels until he has worked enough as an guardian angel in order to deserve paradise. One of his jobs is Lenny, a gifted boy, who loves his schoolmate Sharon who is the most beautiful girl of the class. But she does not even notice him so that he is about to commit suicide. Bobby prevents this and dresses Lenny up making him a playboy and tough guy so that he gets what he wants although Bobby knows that this is not the best. Thinking that his job is done, Bobby realizes that Lenny's mother is his former girlfriend who has married another guy. Although not being allowed he makes himself visible to her..

In the early 1960's, Bobby Fantana, a young greser-type rebel, challenges Joe Barnes to a game of chicken for making a pass at his girlfriend Emily . Bobby wins the race easily when Joe dives out of his car, but Bobby is unable to get out of the car in time due to his bracelet getting caught on the gearshift. He dies as his car plummets over the cliff into a fiery wreck.
Bobby awakens to find himself on a surreal trip aboard a speeding train vessel. The train stops at a station housing a huge escalator going up into a bright white light, which one of the attendants refers to as "Uptown". Bobby is denied entry, and his new spirit  guide  Rafferty  appears and explains that he isn't considered ready yet and needs to carry out an assignment in order to earn his ticket Uptown. After many years in limbo Bobby is finally given his assignment - he is to return to Earth and act as a guardian angel  and friend for nerdy Lenny Barnes , a promising high school student who is constantly picked on in school, particularly by school bullies Fred Gallo and Bill McIntyre. However, Bobby is instructed that he is only allowed to reveal himself to Lenny and nobody else.

I gave this movie a (A+)

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